There's been a friend The Hueman has known for a little over a year and sometimes they talk on the phone at night. Conversations can be colorful. I went outside tonight with the intention of being silly and to also threaten him with finishing a novel or I'm going to post chapters on LJ or MS....I hear him say: "well that isn't going to happen anytime soon...." I, thinking he's talking to our friend, make a raunchy sexual comment. A few minutes later I find out that he was actually talking to his mom... I'm going to log off and crawl into a hole right now.